2007 SUMMER SCHEDULE
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Friday
May 4 |
Special
9pm show:
Miss Coney Island Presents a Cinco de Mayo Spectacular!
Join Miss Coney
Island Ekaterina, along with Julie Atlas Muz,
Pookie Patootie, Bunny Love, Bambi, The Great
Fredini, Adam Rinn and special guests, for
a romping evening and a special Anna Nicole
Smith Wine Bath Tribute!!!!!
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Friday
May 11 |
Ixion Burlesque presents:
GYPSY ROSE LEE
and the Minsky Follies
www.ixionburlesque.com
Starring Burgundy Brixx as Gypsy Rose Lee
with Amelia Danger, Lucy Buttons, Lil Miss Lixx, Stormy Leather, Doug Thoms
and Ms Minx live with the Ixion Band!
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Friday
May 18 |
The Red Hots Present:
Big Bad Beautiful Burlesque at the Beach www.RedHotsBurlesque.com
Spring has sprung and you may be worried about Coney Island losing its culture, but never fear, there are eight big bad and beautiful ladies who will not let that happen. Velocity Chyaldd, World Famous *Bob*, Dottie Lux, Glenn Marla, Yellow Fever, Old Ma Femme, Lady Rigel and Tangerine Jones come together to celebrate Coney's summer season, being round, being radical and being radiant. Each of these performers are noted solo artists and have accolades and accomplishments like:
"NYC's Hottest Fat Go-Go", Miss Lower East Side 2006, "No Stranger to Controversy", female female impersonator , "Russ Meyers Wet Dream", "Brown Sugar Hurricane", "Best Boobs", featured performer at the Life Ball in Vienna and Village Voice Choice just to name a few.
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Friday
May 25 |
Clams Casino & Neil O'Fortune's Bump & Grindhouse
A cheeky, freaky, tassel-twirling homage to the classic schlock and
shock films of double features and nights at the drive-in! Not for
the faint of heart, every one of the night's performances will take
the form of a gruesome, campy movie trailer. Your screaming starlets
for the evening: Nasty Canasta, Creamy Stevens, Clams Casino, Lola
Pearl, Precious Little, Kit Cat, and, boylesque sensation, the White
Boom Boom, plus a special appearance by Vlad and Creighton of the
late-night cable hit Ghoul a-Go-Go! The Lady Aye will be your emcee,
with Bastard Keith as the voice of doom! All building to the
unbelievable wine bath finale that will have the entire cast drenched
in the lurid juices of…The Cannibal Blood Bath!
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Friday
June 1 |
The VaVaVoom Room
The Va Va Voom Room is considered the
classiest and most classic burlesque show in NYC... until
it hits the beaches of Coney Island where it devolves into
a very tawdry affair. Come join us for this seasons abomination,
"Coneytown Massacre!" where we celebrate The New
Coney Island, the demise of Astroland, and the building of
what is sure to be a beautiful brand new stripmall!! While
we're toasting progress, why limit our celebration to the
cult of money, greed, and excess? Why not celebrate all the
great cult leaders! That's right: we're rolling out Jim Jones,
Charles Manson,The Branch Davidians, and L. Ron Hubbard for
your amusement!
Starring: Miss Astrid, Little Brooklyn,
The World Famous *BOB*, Albert Cadabra, Bambi, Bunny Love,
Jo Boobs, and More!!
Come have a sip of our Kool-Aid Wine
Bath!
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Friday
June 8 |
Velocity Chyaldd presents 'My Bloody !BadAss!'
!BadAss! honors the summertime tradition in blood-soaked glory!
Editrix Abby Ehmann hosts a bevy of gory gals giving gorgeous gore,
Hate in the Box delivers live punk rock, DJ Velocity & VJ Keith Crass
keep it sick!"
www.BadAssBurlesque.com
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Friday
June 15 |
Buns&Roses' Tits & Giggles
Bunny Love presents TITS and GIGGLES, an all female comedy/burlesque show starring the sexist, funniest women in NYC: Bunny Love, Rose Wood, Bambi the Mermaid, Miss Saturn, Kate Valentine, Diane O'Debra, Lukki and Julie Atlas Muz!!! Funny women taking their clothes off, what's better than that?!?
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Friday
June 22 |
No Show (The night before the Mermaid Parade)
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Friday
June 29 |
The World Famous Pontani Sisters
Pontani Sisters...Come out and play!!
A Burlesque tribute show to the 1970's NYC gang film the
Warriors! Join the Pontani Sisters, performing both ensemble & solo
with very special guests, Murray Hill, Jo Boobs, Little Brooklyn,
Peekaboo Pointe & more as they turn out stylized routines
in the spirit of The Baseball Furies, The Lizzies, The Punks,
Boppers and other fierce NYC gangs from the film!
www.pontanisisters.com
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Friday
July 6 |
Le Scandal Rockin Country Blues Variety-Burlesque Show Show
Le Scandal Cabaret is circus, burlesque, variety and the musical stylings of the NYC Blues Devils Band, the official Le Scandal House Band. Le Scandal goes down south with kick ass rockin country blues.
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Thursday
July 12 |
Sweet & Nasty Burlesque
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Friday
July 13 |
STARSHINE BURLESQUE Presents:
I *pastie* NY
A Burlesque A love/hate story
 Starshine Burlesque presents an ode to this bitch of a lover we call New York. Why do we fight tooth and nail to stay in her warm embrace? Let us tell you of our misadventures and conquests using the fine tools of our trade: glitter, humor and a g-string.
Featuring:
Creamy Stevens,
Little Brooklyn,
Tigger!,
Nasty Canasta,
Darlinda Just Darlinda,
The Winner of the “Starshine Burlesque Starlet Search” - TBA!
And more! more! more! (no really, more! We are not kidding!)
music by: DJ Fresh Prince of Darkness
www.starshineburlesque.com |
Thursday
July 19 |
Rose Wood Presents:
Sister Frederique's Home for Wayward Girls
Sister Fredrique and a gang of wayward
Burlesque babes will entertain and delight your misguided
and lustful souls!" |
Friday
July 20 |
Fisherman's Love Luau
The one-and-only Original Tiki Burlesque Show features the very best showgirls at their most Savage, driven by Fisherman's Xylophonic Orchestra into a frenzy of Primitive Abandon! With Bunny Love, Harvest Moon, Pinky Special, Gal Friday, and Sword-swallowing beauty Heather Holiday, and Illusionist Albert Cadabra.
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Thursday
July 26 |
Red Hots Burlesque's Clowns of Coney Island
The circus was in town and the clowns missed the caravan, so they're all here! real! and clownin'! on the inside for you! The cast is known for sword swallowing, fire eating, snake charming, shoving six inch spikes into their heads, fetching your drinks, being electrocuted on stage and you'll see all that and more!
Dottie Lux brings you Serpentina, Insectavora, Krazy Kanz, Donny V, Heather Holiday, Black Cat Burlesque, Remy Vicious, Scott Baker and more in this flower squirting good time!
More info can be found at www.RedHotsBurlesque.com
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Friday
July 27 |
Christmas in July
Bambi presents Coney Island's coolest
show of the Summer- our annual holiday tribute show! Hosted
by Scotty the Blue Bunny, starring Bunny Luv, Jo Boobs, Little
Brooklyn, Darlinda just Darlinda, Femme Appeal, Diane O'Debra,
Miss Coney Island Ekaterina, and Lolita Haze. Come celebrate
Christmas Coney style!
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Thursday
August 2 |
The Peach Tartes present
"Alice in Coney 'Land"
Start believing in impossible things
because New York's Juiciest Burlesque Troupe, The Peach Tartes,
invite you down the Rabbit-Hole to the 'Land of Coney
for the most curious thing you ever saw in your whole
life: A Burlesque Alice in Wonderland. Don't be late
for this very important date! Hosted by Bastard Keith, and
featuring special guests Bambi the Mermaid
and Albert Cadabra.
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Friday
August 3 |
Joe Boobs Follies Fromage Amateur Night
Could This Be The World's Only All-Cheese Burlesque Show?
The Fifth Annual Follies Fromage
at Coney Island’s Legendary Burlesque at the Beach!
It’s a Cheese-O-Rama
featuring New York Burlesque at its Dairy Best!
Jo "Boobs" Weldon,
Headmistress of the New York School of Burlesque,
presents some of her most promising students
as cheese. Can they cut it?
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Thursday
August 9 |
Miss Saturn's HulaPalooza!
The revolutionary Miss Saturn is hosting an ALL HULA HOOP cabaret
show where comedy, burlesque, and circus converge. Come watch
people do UNSUAL FEATS OF DEXTERITY while removing their clothing.
Plus, the World Wide Hula Hoop Federation will be presenting
HULA WARS!!!!
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Friday
August 10 |
Ophelia Rottencrotch's
Funeral
Join us in honoring the memory
of OPHELIA ROTTENCROTCH THE WORLD OLDEST STRIPPER 1864-2007
RIP
The Coney Island Sideshow ,The Shadey
Lady Funeral Home ,The Storeyville Hookers Union (Local
103), The Gospel Choir of Our Lady of The Gaping Wound and
an All Star Burlesque Cast invite you to the funeral of
Ophelia Rottencrotch , the infamous World's Oldest Stripper.
Formal Black Mourning , Black Lingerie Hookers ,Fringed
Umbrellas,Dead Roses ,Top Hats,Victorian Widow's Weeds all
appropriate attire.
Burlesque Funeral Program
9:30pm -
Join the mourners at start of the New Orleans Jazz Funeral
Parade outside the Sideshow to parade past Ophelia's favorite
haunts on the Boardwalk.
10pm -The Funeral Parade returns
outside the Sideshow for an honorary fireworks display
10:20pm - The Closed Casket Viewing,
Funeral Service and All Star Burlesque Tribute
Pastor Mathias Mohr , Ms. Bambi the Mermaid, Ms. Bunny Love,Ms.
Rose Wood, Ms. Lukki, Ms. Jo Boobs, Ms. Tickle and the Gospel
Choir of the Lady of the Wound in celebrating the death
(and life ) of the infamous Burlesque Legend. Ms. Rottencrotch
is gone, but the smell lingers on.
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Thursday
August 16 |
Red Hots Burlesque
Summer sizzles through another month and Red Hots Burlesque are back with six performers ready to rock your socks one more time! Join WORLD FAMOUS *BOB*, KIT CAT, RUBIE FIZZ, DOTTIE LUX, SELINA VIXEN and NELSON LUGO for a night of classic striptease, wacky pageantry, surrealist beauty, insane magic and just general fun! All this for only $10! Can't be beat in the heat or out on the street, this is the best time you'll have this summer.
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Friday
August 17 |
America's Favorite Burlesque Gameshow-This or That!
America's wackiest gameshow returns
for more outrageous moments of mirth and mayhem!
Join our hosts Fredini and Julie Atlas Muz along with Fisherman,
Bambi and Bunny for new challenges, special guests and Prizes,
Prizes Prizes!!!
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Thursday
August |
MAN: A Tease!
It's Coney Island's 1st Ever All-Male Burlesque Show! Hosted by the 1st Ever Mr. Exotic World, the "King of Boylesque," Tigger! Starring the unspeakably incendiary Scotty the Blue Bunny, the Regal Raunch of Rose Wood, the Luscious Lunacy of Bradford Scobie, the Ass-tounding Anarchy of Albert Cadabra, that Lascivious Limey La JohnJoseph & introducing Nubile Newbie Billy Cirque!
Plus Eric Schmalenberger lends a dirty hand. Who needs a wine bath when you can take a Golden Shower? Featuring more boy-butt and dangle-dick than you can shake a stick at!
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Friday
August 24 |
Insectavora's Trailer
Trash Birthday Bash!
Come Celebrate Insectavora's Birthday with Salaciously Sordid
Southern Shenanigans featuring a Wild Turkey Bath! Come early
at 8pm for special birthday party with live music, cake, & cheap
beer! Stay for main show @ 10pm! Featuring performances by
Dotti Lux, Heather Holliday, Li'l Brooklyn, Remy Vicious,
Serpentina & More!
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Thursday
August 30 |
Miss Coney Island Presents
Come ONE, come ALL and bask in the presence of the beauty queen EKATERINA,
as our reigning MISS CONEY ISLAND 2007 throws her last show of the season!
While divulging you in her Russian beauty secrets, you will be amazed by the
dazzling acts of her international CIRCUS SUPERSTAR friends from as far away
as Brooklyn, Queens, and ALPHABET CITY. Scandalous NUDITY for those perverting!!! HOOPS, ROPES, MAGIC and RUBBER PEOPLE!!! You haven't had this much fun
since EASTER!
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Friday
August 31 |
Remy Vicious' Lucha
Muerte Atomicos- Dos!
It's a Lucha Libre masked mexican
wrestling and horror/sci fi themed extravaganza featuring:
Heather Holiday,
Insectavora,
Dottie Lux,
Little Brooklyn,
Viva Kneviel, and more!
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Friday
September 7 |
Pinchbottom Burlesque
Pinchbottom reveals a much sexier plan for the development
of Coney Island: a burlesque theme park featuring such rides
and attractions as Nasty Canasta and Jonny Porkpie, Peekaboo
Pointe, Anita Cookie, Naughtia Nice and Bastard Keith, and
more. Warning: the first few rows may get wet.
http://www.pinchbottom.com
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Friday
September 14 |
The Miss Coney Island Burlesque Beauty Pageant
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Friday
September 21 |
America's Favorite Burlesque Gameshow-This or That!
America's wackiest gameshow returns
for more outrageous moments of mirth and mayhem! Join our
hosts Fredini and Julie Atlas Muz along with Fisherman, Bambi
and Bunny for new challenges, special guests and Prizes,
Prizes Prizes!!!
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