Mermaid Parade Winners 2014

  • Mermaid Parade Winners
  • The Chief Justice
  • Photos by Eliza Rinn
  • Sea Creature
  • 2 - Chinese Takeout (#85)  / 3 - Krewe of Seamen
  • 1 - Underdog (Suzanne Muldowney)
  • Marching Group
  • 2 - The Band From Baltimore (#675) / 3 - Machine Dazzle (#695)
  • 1 - Brooklyn Bombshells
  • Music Group
  • 2 - Coney Island Yacht Club / 3 - Lesbian and Gay Marching Band
  • 1 - Sole Train
  • Motorized Float
  • 2 - Cherokee Indians of Indian Lake /  3 - The Junxion
  • 1 - Rockaway Mermaids
  • Push Pull Float
  • 2 - Guardian Mermaids / 3 - Look What the Surf Dragged In
  • 1 - Wonder Wheel
  • Little Neptune
  • 2 - 5-week old Baby / 3 - Look What the Surf Dragged In
  • 1 - Max the Mermaid Card Kid
  • Little Mermaid
  • 2 - Little Red Riding Hood / 3 - Little Cutie  (#499)
  • 1 - Siamese Twins
  • Neptune Costume
  • 2 - King Neptune (#664) / 3 - Scurvy Captain Quentin
  • 1 - Not an Enemy of a Sea Anemone
  • Mermaid Costume
  • 2 - Guardian Mermaid / 3 - Mother Mermaid (nursing her “baby”)
  • 1 - Kate Dale
  • Judge’s Choice: Jakobee
  • Mayor's Choice: Podium Builder
  • The Judicial Incompetence Award
  • The Sexcamaids

After an exceptionally bad job of judging (and the Chief Justice acutely missing his departed-for-the-midwest Bailiff), we can now present the winners! This is the slideshow as it appeared at the Mermaid Parade Ball, replete with typos due to rushed production.

There are a few additional slides, so be sure to click through all the way to the end.

And remember that besides bribing, one of the most important things you can do to win an Award is to NOT WHINE! 

Thanks to all and we'll do a better job next year. It'll be easy. We set the bar very low. 

Special thanks to ace photographer Eliza Rinn.

If you won and didn't register, you will be required to do a post-parade registration.

And remember, NO WHINING!

n.b. all photos by Eliza Rinn except Judge's Choice( by "Little" Chief Justice Daniel), Mayor's Choice (stolen from Facebook) and Sexcamaids (stolen from Facebook).